hiougi-city:

elianacatalina:

I can’t wait for the day when YOLO is one of those outdated phrases like ‘ditto’ and ‘super’

ditto

cjchrist:

meagansphilosophy:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

oh my GODFOgif

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE

I am atually CRYING

oh my god

josiahfiles:

dang Davy Jones really has the worst luck with locker placement

Must be a heck of a trip between calc and gym to get his stuff

doctor-lucky:

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit

This is amazing. See how as soon as one of the feelers hits a ground source all the others are just lost, since the current now has an ionized path to ground? AWESOME.

ghostthane:

aishaneko:

burgerscas:

nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:

justanotheramoryblaine:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

endquestionmark:

fezzes-r-cool:

dangerace:

Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.

This could be the first sign.

The Fucking zombie apocalypse.

..bye

It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”

I knew this day would come.

I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.

I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THING

FUCKING ZOMBIES

THEY’RE HERE 

Brb

Learning how to shoot a gun

Stocking up on food

taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.

O_O

And then you read the comments and realize that the story has been changed at least four times since it was first posted. 

elianacatalina:

if my iPod did this 

omg

so if anyone is trying to contact me via cell phone, I am so sorry, but it’s currently sitting in a bag of rice in my partner’s house.